What to do in the Seychelles when you've tired of your lover
When I went to the Seychelles, I expected to be surrounded by couples gazing adoringly into each other's eyes. I predicted that the only other people there would be part of a pair, and that I would spend the majority of my time rolling my eyes at their displays of affection.
In reality, I saw a lot of couples who had been in the company of only each other for a fortnight. And boy, could you tell.