Beach books - what I read on my holidaysWednesday, 20 June 2012
'We can thrash it out together. Personally I think it's your habit of dressing up in shorts and prancing about on a field and this bizarre obsession with putting your arms round the other members of the scrum and forcing your head between the bottoms of the back row that is at the root of this insane fixation. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.'
'Let's fucking throw him out,' said Sargent, advancing.
'Now I warn you,' said Adrian, 'if either of you touches me...'
'Yes?' sneered Bennett-Jones. 'What'll you do?'
'I shall sustain a massive erection, that's what, and I shan't be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.'
- Stephen Fry, The Liar
You can’t go wrong with Stephen Fry.